Happy 239th Birthday America!!! Our birthday present to you is this episode. The air is filled with gun powder and grilled meats. Break out a cold one and hit play on this episode. 

SCOTUS declares marriage for all 50 states, Matt talks about working with Joan Rivers and you won't believe what she said (Clickbait!). We also discuss the rainbow filtered facebook profile pics and the Texas pastor who may or may not have said he'd set himself on fire. Show your pride and hit play!

Lady goes blind after mud in her eye, teens in England invent condoms that change color if they detect an STD, and we also discuss the great American tradition.....The family road trip. Get your headphones on and hit play.

Matt and Horacio discuss Donald Trump's diatribe against Mexico and immigrants, President Obama appears on a more successful and established podcast, shout out to Marc Maron, and we discuss how the N Word plays out in our lives.

Matt & Horacio act in a pilot, they also discuss minimum wage and what they said about it will blow your mind!(Clickbait!) Matt gives us his thoughts on Chicago and L.A. while Horacio tells us what city he'd live in. All of this in under 15 minutes! Enjoy!

Blackhawks Win!!! Matt and Horacio celebrate the 2015 Stanley Cup Champion Chicago Blackhawks and delve into their memories of previous Chicago sports celebrations.

It's Graduation Day! Matt and Horacio deliver the commencement speech your school doesn't want you to hear. What they said next will blow your mind! (Clickbait...C'mon Click On This). We also discuss Student Loans and the GI Bill. Listening to this podcast counts towards your GED.

Chicago + Iraq = Chiraq. Is the comparison just? Matt and Horacio discuss the controversial name that is also the name of a Spike Lee film set in Chicago. They also discuss the gangs around them and race riots in high school, don't worry folks, the story has a happy ending for Horacio.

What Matt and Horacio said about Caitlyn Jenner will blow your mind! (How's that for clickbait).....or it won't. We also discuss the ridiculousness of homophobia and how Horacio could be Matt's stepdad someday.....maybe. 

In episode 12, Matt and Horacio revisit some of the rules their parents enforced at home, after September 11th Little Matt Torres arms himself to fight Al-Qaeda, and Seagrams Gin fixes everything.....kinda.

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